In Honor Of Our
U. S. Military Heroes
All right you bunch of club-dragging, divot diggin golfers, it's time to honor our U. S. Military heroes. This is your ole Sarge speaking and you can tell by the gear I retrieved from the trunk in my attic, that I have something very
dear to my heart to talk about, SO LISTEN UP! It’s time you give back a little something for all the fun you’ve
had out there every week, hacking around and acting like you’re a golfer. While you’re playing and
making a few bets with your pals, men and women are risking their lives by enduring the elements in
some mighty rough places, ducking bullets and going through a myriad of emotions, as members of the United States Military. Why do they do all this - so your sorry butt can play golf without having
to worry about a suicide bomber or terrorist blowin' you up! Now don’t you think it’s time for a little
You do get my point...RIGHT? OK then, grab your duffle bag and follow me...I’m going to tell you
what to do so you can start making a difference.
Now Pay Attention and Get This Right!
I’m not talking about putting a ribbon shaped magnet on your car telling the car riding your butt to support our troops...that may make you feel like you have fulfilled your obligation...it don’t do squat to help our troops...you got that? It’s like the people who think they are showing their patriotism by displaying “Old Gory” without proper respect to our nation’s symbol. They leave the flag out after sunset without having a light shining on it, use it for commercial purposes by sticking it all around a car lot on little wire rods and letting it touch the ground...they even make clothes out of it! It is a dang disgrace how folks show disrespect to our nation’s flag through their gull darned ignorance!
It’s time we learned to show and give some respect to our country and to those who have - and continue to - put themselves in harms way so that we can be free!
Thousands of Americans have given their lives...given their lives...that means THEY DIED so you bone heads can live in a country where you can show disrespect for our flag. God Bless America and those who protect it!
Now, I'm Only Goin' To Tell You This ONCE!
So get your knuckle-draggin hands on your mouse and click on the sites below to get all the details on ways to show our military heroes that we appreciate what they are doing! This is a list of links that you can use to show some REAL support to our troops. I’d better not hear that you don’t want to help with this, or I’ll have your sorry butt low crawling through so much mud that even your mother won’t recognize you...you got that? Now click that mouse and do what’s right!
America Supports You
Our Military Men and Women
Thank you for joining millions of your fellow Americans in wanting to honor and find ways to show support for our military. Whether you want to send a care package to a soldier, donate airline miles to help reunite returning military men and women with their families, support scholarship funds or send support to wounded service members, on this page you will find more than 300 nonprofit organizations dedicated to helping our troops and their families.
If you know of a non-profit organization in your community focused on helping our soldiers, sailors, airmen, Coast Guardsmen, Marines and National Guardsmen that is not currently listed, please contact
America Supports You
today to have them join the team.
If you don’t have time to search through all of the organizations, just click below and
send a message to our troops
to show them your support.
The USO Care Package Program was created to provide a safe and secure way for the public to show their support for our men and women in uniform.
For a $25 dollar donation, Americans can
sponsor a care package for a service member
who is either en route to an overseas assignment or currently deployed. Each USO Care Package is assembled by volunteers and contains, at a minimum, a 100-minute international calling card, a disposable camera, toiletries, sunscreen, and a message of support from a Care Package sponsor. Over 480,000 care packages have been distributed as of December 2004.
Additional information about the USO Care Package Program is available by calling (877) USO-GIVE.
The USO is a Congressionally-chartered non-profit corporation whose mission is to provide morale, welfare, and recreation-type services to military personnel. The USO operates 125 centers, including centers in Kuwait and Qatar, and will soon open a center in Afghanistan.
Other Ways to Show Support
for the U.S. Military
Help for Troops
contribute to the purchase of phone cards that will be distributed to military personnel and hospitalized veterans.
Voices From Home™
contribute to the purchase of instant voice email packages so military families can send voice emails to the troops in remote locations.
Help for Families
Offer your time and resources as an individual, organization, or business to give families of deployed troops help with activities such as household repairs, spring cleanings, and yard work or specialized skills such as financial planning or legal advice. Volunteer by contacting a local chapter of any of the following organizations: American Legion, American Red Cross, Boys & Girls Clubs of America, BPO Elks of the USA, Camp Fire USA, National 4-H Headquarters, National Fraternal Congress of America, Rebuilding Together, The Salvation Army, U.S. Chamber of Commerce, Volunteer Center National Network, Veterans of Foreign Wars, and YMCA of the USA.
Help for Others
Think about sharing your time and compassion with a veteran at a
Department of Veterans Affairs
hospital or other facility.
Now don’t you feel better knowing that you have given some genuine appreciation to our military heroes for all the freedoms they give you?
And here is the most important thing that you can do –make sure you give thanks for them and their families in your prayers each day!